The Offiical Prayer of Hillary Clinton

Oh Hillary, which art a heathen

Liar be thy name

Two Clinton’s come, thy will be scum

In the office as it is in the bedroom


Give us this day our daily dread

And forgive us for passing

As we forgive you for passing gas all over us


And lead us not into segregation

But deliver us from your bullshit

For thine is the Klingon,

The prowler, and the phony

For ever and ever

Oh man.